CASE 1:
Getting married is like going to a restaurant
with your friends. You order what you want, then when
you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that.
CASE 2:
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger???" The other replied,"Yes. I am. I
married the wrong man"
CASE 3:
Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.
CASE 4:
Marriage is a institution in which a man losses his
bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status
CASE 5:
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married???"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying
for it."
CASE 6:
Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa , a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in most countries son."
CASE 7:
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married, and then it was
too late."
CASE 8:
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take,
the husband gives and the wife takes.
CASE 9:
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a 10 years married man looks happy, we
wonder why. Affair???
CASE 10:
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first years of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they
both speaks and the neighbors listen.
CASE 11:
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you." And the
husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice it."
CASE 12:
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife
wanted." The next day, he received hundreds of letters.
They all said the same thing, "You can have mine."
CASE 13:
When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is
new or his wife is new.
CASE 14:
A woman was telling her friend: "It is I who made my husband
a millionaire." And what was he before you married him?"
The friend asked. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."
REMEMBER:
All Things Are Created Twice,
Once In Our Mind,
Later In The Physical World.
