Lesson 1:
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
Lesson 2:
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
Lesson 3:
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
Lesson 4:
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Lesson 5:
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Lesson 6:
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Lesson 7:
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
Lesson 8:
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Lesson 9:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Lesson 10:
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
Lesson 11:
The wise never marry..
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Lesson 12:
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Lesson 13:
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
Lesson 14:
'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
Lesson 15:
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
Lesson 16:
'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk
Lesson 17:
'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours
Lesson 18:
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
Lesson 19:
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
Lesson 20:
A bus station is where a bus stops..
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
